India VS movie kung fu movies

Indian film:

1. A man will not feel pain during a dog fight but ill will groan when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

2. Champion figure never fell in love with the hero a woman unless they had previously danced in the rain.

3. Once used the make-up never faded, when it rains or when another.

4. Two lovers can dance in the middle field, and out of nowhere 100 others will emerge from the middle of nowhere and joined the dance with them. (Dancer Michael Jackson wrote a lot less)

5. In the final round, the hero will discover that the real villain who fought so is his brother, an old woman who is looking for his mother, and the chief inspector is the father and the judge is his uncle and so on.

6. English words that usually comes up is (usually pronounced keras2 between sentences) No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!

7. They rolled around and around in circles, singing and reappear with different clothes.

8. They can run around the coconut tree, singing, looking at each other and looked tempting and change clothes at the same time without drawing breath ....

9. Stud not be tough trees and electricity poles, must first joget muter2 and women suddenly appear, not surprisingly Indian movie at least 3 hours could be more definitely not lose anyway.

10. Tears of the hero and the woman easily tub faucet dripping water, but also dry quickly and directly joget mbok, BRAVO ...

Chinese Kungfu movie:

1. Being a parent of the hero is always unfortunate and usually always killed by the enemy while the hero is young, and is an orphan hero will be continued to study martial arts and revenge, dstnya.

2. When someone is seriously injured and dying, he always managed to survive and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer is before his head drooping and claimed he had really died.

3. People who are adept at kung fu is able to fly to the roof, into the tree and travel long distances without breaking a sweat. But when walking into town and the villages they still have to walk or ride a horse.

4. The hero did not need to work for Obtaining money, but it always has Money Gold and silver to pay for their food. (Ask ye ration thugs times ....)

5. The hero and the villain will meet each other even though their country is vast and no matter where they are. (Although Belon There are HP)

6. Healing the wounds in the body simply by sitting cross-legged, palms on knees and smoke coming from the head.

7. They could save a lot of stuff in their long-sleeve shirt And never dropped it. Especially so many gold metals .... and bottles of various poisons cure

8. Stud must be good at drinking wine, let alone being upset / angry, one drink can berdrum2 (5-10 drums) like Jacky Chan Drunk Swordsman.

9. Before dying, the teacher can transfer power to his disciples in only with palms pressed to the shoulder is so easy and fast students even beat the speed of the USB cable, infra red and bluetooth today

10. Amazingly if women wore costumes of men, and his voice a woman's voice, but people do not even realize that warrior guy was a woman, to go through the process of accident, such as touching the chest of the woman realized her new warriors.