tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59739128566749768552024-02-19T16:22:43.549+07:00Bastyan galeriBastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-44106263028119899732011-11-14T12:44:00.000+07:002011-11-14T12:46:52.207+07:00shaun the sheep<span id="result_box" class="long_text"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Shaun the Sheep merupakan animasi buatan negeri Inggris dan mulai ditayangkan pada Maret 2007 oleh CBBC di Inggris.Shaun the Sheep ini menceritakan domba-domba cerdas yang bertingkah laku layaknya manusia, sering berprilaku konyol, lucu dan kreatif.">Shaun the Sheep is an animation made in England and began airing on CBBC in March 2007 by the Sheep Inggris.Shaun tells intelligent sheep who behave like human beings, often behave silly, funny and creative. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Shaun the Sheep mengkombinasikan slapstik dan classic silent comedy, tidak ada percakapan yang berarti antar karakter.">Shaun the Sheep combine slapstik and classic silent comedy, there is no meaningful conversations between characters.<br /></span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Sekilas kartun ini seperti dalam animasi Wallace and Gromit, teknik yang dipakai lebih menggunakan teknik tanah liat.">At first glance it's like in the animated cartoon Wallace and Gromit, the technique used by more use of clay techniques. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Saya menamakan ANILEMPUNG atau teknik membuat animasi dengan bahan-bahan yang mempunyai tekstur dan stuktur seperti tanah liat, orang Jawa menyebutnya sebagai lempung.">I call ANILEMPUNG or animation techniques to create materials that have texture and structure such as clay, the Javanese call it a clay.<br /></span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Anilempung membutuhkan ketelitian yang lebih dibandingkan dengan teknik menggunakan software animasi konvensional.">Anilempung require more precision than conventional techniques using animation software. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Keunggulan dari teknik ini adalah detail karakter lebih mendetail, punya keunikan bentuk dan penataan cahaya yang lebih alami.">The advantages of this technique is more detailed character detail, have a unique shape and arrangement of a more natural light.<br /></span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Shaun the sheep mempunyai teknik yang lebih baik dan maju jika dibandingkan dengan Wallace and Gromit.">Shaun the sheep have better techniques and advanced when compared to the Wallace and Gromit. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Animator menciptakan domba dengan terlebih dahulu molding tubuh mereka ke dalam bentuk, kemudian membungkus tubuh mereka dalam bulu domba putih.">Animators create the sheep by first molding their bodies into shape, then wrap their bodies in white fleece. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="sebuah kaki kecil dan silikon ditambahkan.">a small foot and silicon are added. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" title="Animator memiliki sejumlah badan, beberapa di semua empat kaki dan beberapa cuma dua, semua disesuaikan dengan berbagai setting gerak yang relevan.">Animator has a number of bodies, some on all four feet and some only two, all adapted to different settings of the relevant motion. </span><span style="background-color: rgb(235, 239, 249);" title="Animator membuat domba berkedip, tersenyum, mengunyah atau apa pun, dengan menggunakan pemilihan mulut domba.">Animators create the sheep blink, smile, chew or whatever, using sheep's mouth elections.</span></span>BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-11258689864536661552011-11-13T13:52:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:52:46.607+07:00Already Bathing But YesterdayAlready Bathing But Yesterday<br /><br /> Teachers .. .... : Who is this morning shower?<br /> My friends replied in unison "I ... ... ..."<br /> The teacher ... ... : You really quiet Sim wrote, you have a bath?<br /> Hasim .... : Sternly I replied "It is sir ....?<br /> The teacher ... ... : Bener Sim ... have a shower .... ...?<br /> Hasim .... : It is sir ... I swear I'm already showered pack<br /> The teacher ... .. : When ...?<br /> Hasim ...: By stuttering I replied "Yesterday, sir .. ..."<br /><br /> Concurrent my friends one class cheered "ha ... ...."<br /> It's really a bath yesterday ... Sim .. Sim ...BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-8117749660085579502011-11-13T13:49:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:51:45.874+07:00catfishcatfish<br /><br /> Once the subject teachers of biology to explain at length about the "Fish", the teacher would like to take a break. Then to determine the ability of students to receive learning, teacher testing with oral questions on some of my friends.<br /><br /> "You Anto .... with what fish breathe ", asked my teacher.<br /> "With gills ... sir", replied firmly Anto.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> "You Dedi ... fins that function for what," asked my teacher.<br /> "To swim sir," replied Smith with a sense of hesitation.<br /> "Yes .... Pretty well," said my teacher.<br /><br /> Suddenly the-Bejo without prompting asked "Sir ... why fish Catfish daily bath is why his skin remains black".<br /><br /> "Because no soap bath shower ... !!!", said the teacher who lacks the laughter of my friends.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-69985011637973653232011-11-13T13:45:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:46:16.256+07:00funny stories part IIWant Not Thankful<br /><br /> It is appropriate that when teachers teach their students that religion to be grateful for every blessing given by God to his people. Furthermore, my teacher asked his friend-my friend to show proof grateful.<br /><br /> "You'd be grateful for any children? my teacher asked.<br /><br /> Agus .... : I'd be grateful even to eat with just a side dish of fried tempeh,<br /> Galih ...: I'd be grateful if only a thousand were given pocket money,<br /> Edo ... .. : Alhamdulillah, I'd buy you soup at the teacher, yes sir thanks ..!!!<br /> Teachers ...: Sim you grateful for what?<br /> Hasim .. : No sir I'm thankful!<br /> Teachers ... you know .... Quote what?<br /> Hasim .. : Eat yet, have no pocket money, and I'm not in tratir soto teacher, what should I thankful for ..!!!<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> UNAS (National Examination)<br /><br /> In an interview with reporters, one of the ministers asked the National Examination issues that are being debated in the community this year.<br /><br /> Journalists .... : How the father's opinion about UNAS later?<br /> Minister of ... ... : Hmmm ... UNAS it is still important,<br /> Journalist ... : Is it still UNAS accordance with the Act of 1945<br /> Minister of ... ...: O ... .. very appropriate,<br /> Journalist ... : Means you agree dong if UNAS remain to be implemented?<br /> Minister of ... ...: ... totally agree. !!<br /> Journalist ...: ... why sir?<br /> Minister of ... ... because I'm his ministers, agency heads-yes my wife and my son ... about the seller leaked!BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-48798870675244001552011-11-13T13:44:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:44:42.178+07:00My teacher mediocreMy teacher mediocre<br /><br /> During I was still in elementary school, my teacher Mr. asked my friends about the profile of a teacher "children, what do you think about a teacher like me?<br /><br /> Eko ... ...: emmm .... I think the teacher is smart.<br /> Ari ... ... .. : The teacher's most intelligent and noble.<br /> Edi ... .... : Wow ... the teacher was very clever, I want to be a teacher like you.<br /> Teachers .... : You think ... Sim ...?<br /> Sim ... ... : I think the teacher was mediocre ...!<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> With my teacher asked me angrily "Why ... why so Sim, I am not your teacher?<br /><br /> Then I explain "I mean that the teacher used to come late, the usual angry without cause, absent plain, ordinary teaching only give the record continues, ordinary and commonly confused when teaching students stutter when asked".<br /> "He ... he ... he ... he ... yes sir sorry teacher" told me and welcomed laughter friend's apartment.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-31356497613476132902011-11-13T13:21:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:21:56.387+07:00Approach to physical assessmentPhysical assessment approach can be used:<br /><br /> 1. Head to toe (head to foot)<br /><br /> This approach is carried out starting from the head and then subsequently to the foot. Starting at: general condition, vital signs, head, face, eyes, ears, nose, mouth and throat, neck, chest, lung, heart, abdomen, kidneys, back, genetalia, rectum, ektremitas.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> 2. ROS (Review of System / body system)<br /><br /> Studies made covering all body systems, namely: general condition, vital signs, respiratory system, cardiovascular system, persyarafan system, urinary system, digestive system, musculoskeletal system and the integument, reproductive system. The information obtained helps nurses to determine which body systems need special attention.<br /><br /> Physical examination is to conduct a physical examination the client to determine the client's health problems. Physical examination can be done in various ways, including the<br /><br /> 1. inspection<br /> Examination is conducted by looking at parts of the body being examined through observation. The results such as: Yellow eyes (icteric), there is a goitre in the neck, bluish skin (cyanosis), etc.<br /> 2. palpation<br /> Tends to be a physical examination conducted by palpability of the body parts that had abnormalities. For example a tumor, edema, crepitus (broken / fractured bones), etc..<br /><br /> 3. auscultation<br /> Is a physical examination conducted by hearing. Typically use a device called a stethoscope. Things that are heard are: heart sounds, breath sounds and bowel sounds.<br /> 4. percussion<br /> Physical examination is performed by tapping parts of the body using the hands or tools like reflexes reflex hammer to know someone (specifically discussed). Also performed other tests relating to the physical health of clients. For example: bloating, the limits of the heart, liver-lung boundary (knowing the development of lung), etc..BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-26063781827946183052011-11-13T13:19:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:19:39.563+07:00techniques in physical examinationtechniques in physical examination<br /><br />1. Inspection<br /><br />Examination is conducted by looking at parts of the body being examined through observation. Adequate light is necessary for nurses to distinguish colors, shapes and body hygiene clients. Focus inspections on every part of the body include: size, color, shape, position, symmetrical. And compared the results to normal and abnormal body parts with each other body parts. Example: yellow eyes (jaundice), there is a goitre in the neck, bluish skin (cyanosis), and others.<br /><a name='more'></a><br />2. Palpation<br /><br />Palpation is a technique that uses the sense of touch. Hands and fingers are sensitive instruments used to collect data, eg on: temperature, turgor, shape, moisture, vibration, size.<br /><br />The steps that need to be considered during palpation:<br /><br />• Create a comfortable and relaxing environment.<br /><br />• nurses must be in good hands warm and dry<br /><br />• Fingernails must be cut short nurses.<br /><br />• All parts are palpable pain at the end.<br /><br />Ie, the presence of tumor, edema, crepitus (bone fracture), and others.<br /><br />3. Percussion<br /><br />Percussion is the examination by way of tapping certain parts of the body surface to compare with other body parts (left and right) with the goal of producing sound.<br /><br />Percussion aims to identify the location, size, shape and consistency of the network. Nurses use both hands as a tool to produce sound.<br /><br />As for the voices that were found on percussion are:<br /><br />Resonant: percussive sound normal tissue.<br /><br />Dim: percussive sound that is more dense network, for example in the area of the lungs in pneumonia. Deaf: a dense network of percussion sounds like the percussion area of the heart, liver percussion area.<br /><br />Hipersonor / timpani: percussion sound more hollow in the empty areas, such as lung caverna area, on the client with chronic asthma.<br /><br />4. Auscultation<br /><br />Is a physical examination performed by listening to the sound produced by the body. Typically use a device called a stethoscope. Things that are heard are: heart sounds, breath sounds and bowel sounds.<br /><br />The sound is not normal that can be auscultated in breath are:<br /><br />• rales: the sound produced from the sticky exudate when the channels of smooth breathing expands on inspiration (rales fine, medium, coarse). For instance on the client pneumonia, tuberculosis.<br />• Ronchi: low and very rude tone sounds both during inspiration and during expiration. Ronchi characteristic is lost when the client cough. For example in pulmonary edema.<br />• Wheezing: the sound is audible "ngiii .... K". can be found on the phase of inspiration and<br />expiratory. For example in acute bronchitis, asthma.<br /><br />• Pleural Friction Rub; noise that sounded "dry" sound like rubbing sandpaper on wood. For instance on the client with pleural inflammation.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-18632143181820442442011-11-13T13:16:00.001+07:002011-11-13T13:17:25.224+07:00PHYSICAL EXAMINATION<br /> Physical examination in nursing used to obtain objective data from the client's nursing history. The physical examination should be performed in conjunction with the interview. The focus of nursing physical assessment is in client's functional ability. For example, clients experiencing musculoskeletal system disorders, the nurse examines whether the disorder affects the client in performing daily activities or tidak.Tujuan of physical examination in nursing is to determine the client's health status, identify problems and retrieve client data base to determine the plan of nursing actions .BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-13005821485819019492011-11-12T22:11:00.001+07:002011-11-12T22:11:58.827+07:00Trash Management For Avoiding Flood<br />> Opinion : I think the trash management for avoiding flood in indonesia is lacking, awareness of their own community is still low. Whereas the impact is very bad an can harm the society it self.<br /><br /> <a name='more'></a><br /><br />> Problem : a) There are still many people who like littering in the rivers or channels of water than can clog and eventually lead to flooding. b) Sorting of waste that has not been appropriate type (organic and anorganic) especially the management of household waste.<br /> <br /><br />> Solusion : sosialization held the right way waste management and utilization of waste to society.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-51518355397541331572011-11-12T21:39:00.001+07:002011-11-12T21:39:57.129+07:00shaun the sheepshaun the sheep is a film about the goat that tells about the ridiculousness of the behavior of the goat. in the animated film is there are six key figures are: Shaun, Bitzer, naughty pigs, Timmy, shirley, the flock. six characters are very funny at all if it is playing, even the film not only watched by small children but adults were also watching.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> shaun the sheep are now popular. many who take advantage of this situation by making dolls shaun the sheep. and it turned out pretty good with the public response is evidenced by the number of bookings by consumers in some areas.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-57805786397522872752011-11-12T19:13:00.001+07:002011-11-12T19:21:11.455+07:00Rovio: Angry Birds Release Products For Babies<br />
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Rovio - Who does not know the angry birds, certainly most people in the world already knew what it was Angry Birds. As if not satisfied with the game's success was phenomenal Angry Birds, Rovio is now spreading its wings by offering baby products.<br />
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<a name='more'></a>Angry Birds began today is not just a regular game that can be enjoyed in cyberspace, but the company from Finland has been able to provide a tangible through products baby doll that is angry birds and various other accessories.<br />
Rovio expressed interest to develop its business in markets baby products following the success of Angry Birds toys products for babies who now has recorded sales of approximately seven million units.<br />
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But Vice President of Franchise Development Heijari Ville continued to insist that the game remains at the core of their business. But he also admitted that "the licensing and merchandising efforts are now part Rovio is growing rapidly."<br />
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Together SwaddleDesigns, Rovio Angry Birds bring humor into the real world. One of the products being sold Rovio Angry Birds is a blanket with a picture of the character of the game, which priced USD 28. But Angry Birds lovers still have to be patient because these original products will be sent mid-October.<br />
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The success of Angry Birds has become a phenomenon in itself. Only in the period of less than two years, the game had reportedly been downloaded more than 200 million times. The characters in the game plan would also appear in television and film.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-79267638272308246612011-11-12T07:41:00.001+07:002011-11-12T07:41:59.024+07:00India VS movie kung fu movies<br /><br />Indian film:<br /><br />1. A man will not feel pain during a dog fight but ill will groan when a woman tries to clean his wounds.<br /><br />2. Champion figure never fell in love with the hero a woman unless they had previously danced in the rain.<br /><br />3. Once used the make-up never faded, when it rains or when another.<br /><br />4. Two lovers can dance in the middle field, and out of nowhere 100 others will emerge from the middle of nowhere and joined the dance with them. (Dancer Michael Jackson wrote a lot less)<br /><br />5. In the final round, the hero will discover that the real villain who fought so is his brother, an old woman who is looking for his mother, and the chief inspector is the father and the judge is his uncle and so on.<br /><a name='more'></a><br />6. English words that usually comes up is (usually pronounced keras2 between sentences) No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!<br /><br />7. They rolled around and around in circles, singing and reappear with different clothes.<br /><br />8. They can run around the coconut tree, singing, looking at each other and looked tempting and change clothes at the same time without drawing breath ....<br /><br />9. Stud not be tough trees and electricity poles, must first joget muter2 and women suddenly appear, not surprisingly Indian movie at least 3 hours could be more definitely not lose anyway.<br /><br />10. Tears of the hero and the woman easily tub faucet dripping water, but also dry quickly and directly joget mbok, BRAVO ...<br /><br />Chinese Kungfu movie:<br /><br />1. Being a parent of the hero is always unfortunate and usually always killed by the enemy while the hero is young, and is an orphan hero will be continued to study martial arts and revenge, dstnya.<br /><br />2. When someone is seriously injured and dying, he always managed to survive and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer is before his head drooping and claimed he had really died.<br /><br />3. People who are adept at kung fu is able to fly to the roof, into the tree and travel long distances without breaking a sweat. But when walking into town and the villages they still have to walk or ride a horse.<br /><br />4. The hero did not need to work for Obtaining money, but it always has Money Gold and silver to pay for their food. (Ask ye ration thugs times ....)<br /><br />5. The hero and the villain will meet each other even though their country is vast and no matter where they are. (Although Belon There are HP)<br /><br />6. Healing the wounds in the body simply by sitting cross-legged, palms on knees and smoke coming from the head.<br /><br />7. They could save a lot of stuff in their long-sleeve shirt And never dropped it. Especially so many gold metals .... and bottles of various poisons cure<br /><br />8. Stud must be good at drinking wine, let alone being upset / angry, one drink can berdrum2 (5-10 drums) like Jacky Chan Drunk Swordsman.<br /><br />9. Before dying, the teacher can transfer power to his disciples in only with palms pressed to the shoulder is so easy and fast students even beat the speed of the USB cable, infra red and bluetooth today<br /><br />10. Amazingly if women wore costumes of men, and his voice a woman's voice, but people do not even realize that warrior guy was a woman, to go through the process of accident, such as touching the chest of the woman realized her new warriors.BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-46455439356307830822011-11-12T07:33:00.001+07:002011-11-12T07:33:46.436+07:00Reasons for smoking<br /><br />1. Experts say, Secondhand smoke is more dangerous than smokers<br />active, then to reduce such risks, Be active smoking.<br /><br />2. Protects from evil deeds because they never met<br />people who kill, steal and fight while smoking ..<br /><br />3. Reduce the risk of death: In the news never encountered<br />people who died in the position of smoke.<br /><br />4. Doing good deeds: If there are people who want to borrow matches<br />Most are not ready / not disappoint people who wanted borrowed.<br /><br />5. Good for small talk / familiarity: If you meet someone for example in<br />CJDW we can offer stop smoking. Down to brass tacks when nawarin money<br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br />6. Provide employment for workers cigarettes, doctors, merchants<br />peddlers and drug companies cough ...<br /><br />7. Able to reason for the added salary because there are posts for cigarettes<br />and the risk of perforated clothes ignite cigarettes.<br /><br />8. Can add a rustic / nature for air-conditioned room with<br />smiling smiley smoke so it was as foggy.<br /><br />9. Eliminate odors perfume the room for perfume allergy.<br /><br />10. If the car broke down because there was no fire plugs crashed, then it is<br />ready to fire.<br /><br />11. Helping family planning programs and reducing fraud for allegedly<br />he says smoking can cause impotence.<br /><br />12. Exercising patience and unyielding spirit add as<br />for beginners smoking is not easy, coughing and choking but still continued<br />(For a pass).<br /><br />13. For health indicators: Usually people who are sick must<br />first banned smoking. So that smoking is definitely a healthy person.<br />huhuheuehue<br /><br />14. Add to the enjoyment: In the afternoon drinking coffee and eating fried bananas<br />so delicious. Moreover, added smoking, yes not beh .. (Hobby<br />ya babeh ..)<br /><br />15. Sign that it was morning, we certainly heard of chicken smoked.<br /><br />16. Anti-theft, time heavy smokers cough at night.<br /><br />17. Help shooting the film heinous, cigarette use for criminals<br />nyundut chair-bound hero ... Ha suffering grievous<br />General ...!! !<br /><br />18. Koboy film style is definitely more when smoking while riding a horse,<br />because if he ngupil hard-bgt<br /><br />19. Boker a faithful friend.<br /><br />20. The inspiration and support made End Task, so that<br />should be included thank you for smoking in a speech ..<br />Thank you for the guidance of Mr. Hertog and Tedi pack ... Special thanks to<br />Dji Sam Soe .. because it has been accompanied by loyalty than anything else in<br />preparation of final project ... huheuheuehue<br /><br />21. More cool movie because if detonates a car or a gas station<br />disentil need cigarettes to gasoline is spilled, boooooommmmBastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-34556187280846779742011-11-12T07:15:00.001+07:002011-11-12T07:15:40.544+07:00TruE StorY...<br /> A true story from the Japanese Embassy in USA. <br /> <br /> Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training <br /> Before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. <br /> The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with <br /> President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. <br /> Then Mr. Clinton would say, "I am fine, and you?" Now you should say 'me too'. <br /> Afterwards we the translators, will do all the work for you." <br /><a name='more'></a><br /><div>
It looks quite simple, but the truth is ............ .... <br /> When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?" <br /> Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: <br /> "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha ha..." <br /> Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.." <br /> Then there was a long silent moment, in the meeting room.</div>BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-29049391888059912492011-11-12T07:12:00.001+07:002011-11-12T07:12:32.645+07:00The SileNt TreatmEnt<br /><br /><br /><br />A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-34198348489629580372011-11-12T07:10:00.001+07:002011-11-12T07:10:30.917+07:00So Religiuos<br />A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"<br /> <br /> The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."<br /> <br /> The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she is expecting me to make a move!" <br /> <br /> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.<br /> <a name='more'></a><br /> When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us." <br /> <br /> A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness."<br /> <br /> Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.<br /> <br /> The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."<br /> <br /> The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!" <br /><br />BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-74818806606775426442011-11-12T07:02:00.001+07:002011-11-12T07:07:53.775+07:00wise sentencewise sentence<br /><br /> 1. Money is not everything.<br /> There is still a Mastercard and Visa.<br /> 2. We should love animals.<br /> They taste delicious.<br /> 3. Save water.<br /> Wash in the shower with our lovers.<br /> 4. Behind every successful man there is a great woman.<br /> Behind every successful man is twofold.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> 5. Love the neighbor.<br /> But do not get caught.<br /> 6. Wise people do not get married.<br /> After marriage they become wise here there and wise.<br /> 7. Love is photogenic.<br /> He need a place to grow dark.<br /> 8. The garment is a protective fence.<br /> The fence should protect without blocking the view.<br /> 9. The more learned, the more we know.<br /> The more we know, the more we forget.<br /> The more we forget, the less we know.<br /> So why are we busy studying?<br /><br /> 10. The future depends on your dreams.<br /> Then go to bed now!BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-17960283245246421502011-11-11T20:35:00.001+07:002011-11-11T20:35:26.925+07:00funny stories part 2<br /><br />The Dead Sea<br /><br />When school breaks, the Thole and Panjul sit together and talk.They each boast of their father. Both were trying to make his father seem more superior than his father.<br /><br />Remembering the lessons of geography in the morning Panjulasked, "You know the Sues Canal right?"<br /><br />"You know, the teacher explained it this morning? Why?," Asked the Thole.<br /><br />"That was my father who dug them," said Panjul.<br /><br />"You do not know the Dead Sea?," Asked the Thole.<br /><br />"Know. Why?," Panjul asked.<br /><a name='more'></a><br />"That was my father who killed her ...."<br /><br />Ballad WakiJan and Nadine<br />Wakidjan piano playing was so stunned by Nadine. Clapping herhands, she shouted, "Not a play! Not a play!"<br /><br />Nadine filmed. "Not a play?"<br /><br />"Yes. Not a play. Unbelievable."<br /><br />Tukidjo that accompany Wakidjan stunned. "Not playing is not not a play, Djan."<br />"Your granny (Mbahmu). Humanly I have checked my dictionaryreally. (People I've check in the dictionary kok)"<br /><br />Then turned to Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk).<br /><br />But do not think are nots That (Do not think that is not-not). I justwant a meal together. "<br /><br />"You silly, Djan," added Tukidjo irritated.<br />"Do not be a surplus (Do not overdo it), Djo. Be a little wrong isOK toch.?"<br />Nadine cuman small smile. "I would love to, but."<br />"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (sorry if my friend does not make you so good)" Wakidjan friendly welcome.<br /><br />"Different river, maybe (maybe next time). I will not be Variouswhy (I'm not going to all sorts really)."<br /><br />After Nadine go, Wakidjan Tukidjo stared in disgust. "Disturbinghell wrote, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (that'sthe language you have a common ancestor)?"<br /><br />Tukidjo search phrase covers. "Just Itchy Djan, Because youspeak Bahasa as delicious as your belly button."<br /><br />Wakidjan can only merutuk in the heart, "His name is also effort."(His name is also the business)BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-16811485928155119662011-11-11T20:28:00.001+07:002011-11-11T20:28:52.950+07:00Funny stories<b>Funny stories</b><br /><br />expectant mother<br /><br />A husband was on the phone with telephone operators maternity hospital<br />Husband: My wife is pregnant, now it contractions every twominutes or so, what should I do?<br />Operator: Is this her first child?<br />Husband: no, stupid, it's her husband!<br />Operators :???????????BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-36683970096048440662011-11-11T19:47:00.001+07:002011-11-11T19:53:21.302+07:00maternity nursing<b><u>maternity nursing</u></b><br />maternity nursing is professional nursing care based on scienceand maternity nursing tips. maternity nursing includes providingnursing care that focuses on improving reproductive health by using a bio-psycho-social-cultural-spiritual. maternity nurses in providing nursing care, family and clients always involve and cooperate with other professionals in accordance with the authority and responsibility. nursing care that is run is alwaysbased on a systematic nursing process. on learning of thispractice, students are expected to apply the knowledge and skillsdirectly to the client, and strive to provide quality nursing careBastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-57584714010236144612011-11-11T07:04:00.001+07:002011-11-11T07:14:24.098+07:00MEANING OF COLOR IN EVERYDAY LIFEColor often dominates in everyday life, ranging from individuals to a state figure. For example our state flag red and white. This color is a symbol that has meaning. It is also found in the symbols of organizations, associations and even individuals.<br /> Before the discussion about the meaning of each color, the color can be grouped as follows: cool colors, warm colors and neutral colors. Which include cool colors including blue, green, turquoise and silver. Cool colors tend to give effect to the viewer a sense of calm. Although it is used alone, these colors can have a cold or impersonal. Which includes warm colors include: red, pink, yellow, orange, purple, and gold. Warm colors tend to have an effect of excitement to the viewer. However when these colors are used alone can stimulate, generating emotions of violence / intensity and anger. Which includes among other neutral colors: brown, ivory, gray, white and black ..<br /><a name='more'></a><br />1 Red<br />It symbolizes the impression of energy, strength, passion, eroticism, courage, aggression, passion, warmth, a symbol of fire, achieving goals, blood, risk, fame, love, struggle, attention, war, danger, speed, heat, hardness. This color can convey a tendency to display images and text are larger and closer. red color can interfere when used in large sizes. Red-suited to the theme that shows a person's courage. energy such as cars, motor vehicles, sports and games. Such a positive sense of love, energy, power, strength, heat, warmth, while the negative sense, among others, anger, danger, warning, impatience, suffering.<br /><br />If the red color of a favorite, then it includes the type of person who is very dignified and friends are also happy to nurture the weak. Although often hang out and joke around but this guy could not resist. These include the type of person who is difficult to fall in love.<br /><br />2. White<br />Demonstrate peace, an apology, the achievement of self, spirituality, divinity, virginity or chastity, simplicity, perfection, cleanliness, light, innocence, security, unity. The white color is great for display or emphasize other colors as well as giving the impression of simplicity and cleanliness. Positive meaning, among others: the good, the state of innocence, purity, fresh, easy, clean, whereas the negative sense: winter, cold, distant.<br /><br />If you like the color white, then you are a person who is born into the world with a perfect, a lot of people admire you because of its graceful, idealists and moralists are very high. Never arrogant, happy to help anyone who needs your help.<br /><br />3. Black<br />Symbolizes protection, expulsion, something negative, binding, power, formality, mystery, wealth, fear, evil, unhappiness, feeling a deep, sadness, anger, something that breaks, self-esteem, anti-establishment, sexuality, sophistication, death. It is appropriate to add the impression of mystery. Black background can show perspective and depth. It is great for displaying artwork or photography because it helps the emphasis on other colors. Positive sense: protection, dramatic, serious, stylish / elegant, formality, while the negative sense: confidentiality, death, crime / disaster, occultation.<br /><br />If you like the color black, then you're the type who is very agile in certain matters only. If you are in an environment that is not liked, then you will become depressed. You always look nice, neat, pretty much the opposite sex trying to catch up and win your love.<br /><br />4. Blue<br />Gives the impression of communication, good fortune, wisdom, protection, spiritual inspiration / beliefs, conservative, security, technology, cleanliness, order, peace, gentleness, dynamic, water, sea, creativity, love, peace, trust, loyalty, intelligence, role model , the strength of adlam, sadness, stability, confidence, awareness, messages, ideas, sharing, idealism, friendship and harmony, affection.<br />These colors give the impression of calm and stressed the desire. Blue eyes are not asking for attention. Object and blue images can basically create a feeling of a cool and quiet. The blue color can also display the power of technology, hygiene, air, water and deep water. In addition, when combined with red and yellow can give the impression of confidence and health. Positive meaning: silence, love, fidelity, security, trust, intelligence, while the negative sense: cold, fear, masculinity.<br /><br />If you like the color blue, then you fall into the type of moody, always pleasant and always act passively in all respects. Crave peace and tranquility. You always get into trouble in the association. Similarly, in love because you are good at hiding feelings.<br /><br />5. Green<br />Indicates the color of the earth, physical healing, abundance, miracles, plants and trees, natural, healthy, good luck, fertility, growth, young, material success, renewal, endurance, balance, dependence and friendship. Can be used for relaxation, neutralize the eyes, winning the mind, stimulate creativity. Positive sense: money, growth, fertility, freshness, healing, whereas a negative sense: envy, jealousy, guilt, confusion<br /><br />If your favorite color is green, then you are the type who is very romantic, like beauty, enjoying nature with the cool air. You are someone who always holds the principle. In terms of sex you crave, desire prospective life partner of tolerance and trustworthy.<br /><br />6. Yellow<br />Referring to the sun, memory, logical imagination, social energy, cooperation, happiness, joy, warmth, loyalty, mental stress, perception, understanding, wisdom, betrayal, jealousy, deception, weakness, a coward, action, idealism, optimism, imagination, hope , summer, philosophy, uncertainty, worry and suspicion.<br />Color Yellow stimulates mental activity and attract attention, is very effectively used in the blogsite that emphasizes the feeling of happiness and childish. Positive sense: light / bright, energy, solar, creativity, intellect, happy, whereas a negative sense: coward, irresponsible, unstable.<br /><br />If your favorite color yellow signifies that you have an optimistic nature. You type cheerful and happy to get along, do not have a lackluster appearance. The nature of mutual help is always there inside you, because it is an absolute obligation to help you. You people never underestimate anybody, even if someone is dumb or stupid.<br /><br />7. Pink<br />Pink color indicates the symbol of affection and love, friendship, feminine, trust, goodwill, treatment of emotions, peace, feeling the smooth, sweet and wonderful feeling. Positive sense: a healthy, happy, feminine, compassion, sweet, playful, while the negative sense: weakness, femininity, immaturity.<br /><br />8. Purple<br />Shows the influence, third view, spiritual strength, knowledge is hidden, high aspirations, transformation, nobility, ceremony, mystery, enlightenment, telepathy, empathy, arrogance / vanity, intuition, trust in, ambition, magic or miracle, self-esteem.<br /><br />If the color purple became the color of your favorites then you are the type that is really incredible. In the face of your future was never in doubt. What you do is the best. You are good at right in with the times. In love, only they are mentally strong and approach that can be your lover.<br /><br />9. Orange<br />Shows warmth, energy, balance, warmth, enthusiasm, friendship, business achievements, career, success, health, mind, justice, endurance, fun, fast motion, something that grows, interests, independence. In a blog can increase mental activity. Besides Orange color gives a strong impression on the elements that are considered important. Positive meaning: courage, confidence, warmth / friendliness, familiarity, success, whereas a negative meaning: ignorance, sluggish.<br /><br />10. Brown<br />Shows friendship, special events, ground / earth, materialist thinking, reliability, peace, productivity, practical, hard work, confidence, endurance, pleasure. Brown is not very attractive when used without any additional specific pictures and ornaments. Chocolate should be supported in order to attract other ornaments. Positive sense: friendly, earth, out of the house, long life, conservative, while the negative sense: dogmatic, conservative.<br /><br />11. Gray<br />Reflecting the security, intelligence, staid, modesty, maturity is, conservative, practical, sadness, boredom, professional, quality, quiet, calm, the future (the millennium). Positive sense: security, reliability, intelligence / intelligence (intellect), solid, conservative. Negative sense: somber, sad, conservative<br /><br />12. Gold<br />Reflecting the position, health, safety, joy, wisdom, meaning, purpose, a search into the liver, mystical power, science, feelings of awe, concentration. Positive meaning: wealth, prosperity, precious, traditional, while the negative sense: greed, dreamer<br /><br />13. Turquoise<br />Positive meaning: spiritually, heal, protect, sophisticated<br />Negative Meaning: jealousy, femininity<br /><br />14. Silver<br />Positive sense: glamorous, tall, graceful, sleek<br />Negative sense: dreamer, insincere<br /><br />15. Tan (fine wool that is still white)<br />Positive sense: dependability, flexible, curly, conservative<br />Negative Meaning: dull, boring, conservative<br /><br />16. Ivory<br />Positive meaning: peace, comfort, cleanliness / purity, warm<br />Negative sense: weak, unstableBastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-68897981383609510702011-11-11T06:49:00.001+07:002011-11-11T07:14:24.105+07:00What is Alexa Rank?..Alexa is an Amazon.com company branch in California. He provides information about the level of user visits a website via its web site, alexa.com. Alexa was founded in 1996 by Brewster Kahle and Bruce Gilliat. Basis of estimates obtained for a web site comes from the large number of unique users who have accessed the website during the program algorithm Alexa active.<br /><a name='more'></a><br /> Alexa system is as follows<br /> The lower the Alexa ranking value of a website, meaning the more crowded the user to the site visit the website.<br /> Ranking of a website based on the measurement of reach and pageviews. Reach is measured by looking at the amount of global Internet users who visit the site while Pageviews is the total number of Alexa users are requesting the URL of a site. Repeated requests a URL from a user on the same day will be counted as a single page.<br /> Others say that how long visitors stay and browse your website, also included in the calculation of Alexa.<br /> Calculation of Alexa by default based on 3 months, but the display also included the calculation of 7 days and 1 month.<br /> Alexa only provides ratings on the primary domain only (eg http://metadesain.com). So all of the subdomains (eg: http://portofolio1.metadesain.com) and other pages (eg: http://metadesain.com/teknik-website-dan-internet) stay abreast of the value of the main domain only. However, as an exception, that this does not apply to users of wordpress blog (http://xxx.wordpress.com) and blogspot (http://xxx.blogspot.com), ie at first, the value of domains alexa still follow the main, but as time goes by, the value of alexa specific for each of the subdomains. There may be other than providing additional 2 blog.<br /> Sources: http://metadesain.com/teknik-website-dan-internet/cara-meningkatkan-alexa-rankBastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-64394592984659318162011-11-10T12:44:00.001+07:002011-11-10T12:51:05.821+07:00pasoepati<br /><br />we come together , we show no mercy , we will see , come with me the stand and fight together for PERSIS SOLO full a streght tomorrow we shall never surender <br /><br /><br />- PASOEPATI-BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5973912856674976855.post-1681127586330450732011-11-10T06:19:00.003+07:002011-11-10T06:19:49.003+07:00funny story part two<br /><br />On a day Didi first-grade students assigned Forward Backward<br /> teacher looking for an exciting thing to be described and narrated<br /> the next day. Didi's turn tomorrow morning to advance to the front of the class<br /> and present his work. Didi draw a given month<br /> Coming Month title.<br /><a name='more'></a>Teacher: "Didi what is interesting about this picture?"<br /> Didi: "I myself was confused what the highlights of the coming months. What is clear after my brother, who missed a month of high school state<br /> for two months. My father suddenly sudden heart attack, a mother cries<br /> continuously, and the young man who committed suicide boarding house next door. 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Girls: (wah so nice to his wife), brother smoking?<br /> Guy: no<br /> Girls: brother liked to drink liquor?<br /> Guy: no<br /> Girls: (wow cool) brother like gambling?<br /> Guy: no<br /> Girls: (wah ya fortune kosher) likes to play older women or clubbing?<br /> Guy: no<br /> Girls: hobbinya brother what?<br /> Boy: my hobbies is lie<br /> Girls: halaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ....!!??</div>BastyanBloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10137951893936218757noreply@blogger.com0